1. khaleesri:

    "no homo" I whisper as I look at my garden of pea plants. The progeny had expressed a 1:2:1 ratio of phenotypes. I am Gregor Mendel. 

    (Source: rianderthal, via stop)

     


  2. starkweek:

    jesus, take the wheel. now put it in first - no, put the clutch in and - jesus, what the fuck, you said you could drive stick

    (via elenasmileycheeks)

     


  3. awkwardvagina:

    awkwardvagina:

    about to get a haircut

    do you ever realise half way through doing something you’ve made a huge mistake

     


  4. princeowl:

    what the hell r u doing unfollowing me while im asleep that is disrespectful

    (via elenasmileycheeks)

     

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  6. bootsi:

    I won’t take selfies with other people y’all don’t know my angles

    (via asvprock)

     

  7. (Source: sstilinsks, via deurekhale)

     


  8. netlfix:

    no matter what you’re good at there will be a 7 year old chinese kid who’s better

    (Source: netlfix, via stop)

     

  9. omgthatdress:

    Brooch

    1stdibs.com

     

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  11. bruhdidas:

    Friend: make yourself at home mi casa es su casa.
    Me: okay! * jacks off in the shower. *

    (via awkwardvagina)

     


  12. eatingisfab:

    Tips on Studying

    *open a book*

    *read the first sentence*

    *understand it very well*

    *then slowly close your eyes*

    (via asvprock)

     

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  14. sararye:

    every 1st september we joke about getting ready for hogwarts to cover up the very real and very very deep scars of never getting our letters

    (via imsuchshit)